13 Cock in Hand is Worth Two in Bush, Guys

Why is it that the ONLY people who instant message me are men with cock in hand?

Today I get this IM from some guy. "You have time to talk to a 22yo guy?" He adds me as a friend. I check his profile: no face visible, bisexual, nothing else really.

"Yes," I say, "but I'm a dyke. I'm not trawling for man meat."

"Technically, neither am I," he says. Seems he's looking for a "cock on a woman's body".

Sweet Leaping Jesus, people. What the FUCK?

I informed him that I am not an escort service and that did I mention I'm a dyke?

He says my profile mentions I'm politically active as a transactivist. So somehow this apparently connects immediately in his head with me being able to line up some dick for him.

No offense. I'm glad there are people who are interested in persons who aspects of more than one sex; I could use one. But Christ, what part of DYKE was unclear? What made him think I was going to set up the alleged hordes of desperate trans or intersexed women with him what I keep in my back closet?

Oy. There's no cause for this kind of crap. What in god makes people act like that? I feel like a frigid, manhating bitch because I end up BEING one to protect myself from assholes online.