This conversation between a second party & me shall be my introduction, my first post on the Grand Nightmare that is the drama slasher-fest my life is at the moment. This report, issued very close to midnight on Friday, illustrates the joy of Thursday nite's events.
Further days' events will follow: there's a lot to cover. So much drama, darling. And this was only the semi-exciting beginning to an ongoing nightmare of drugs, violence & police actions.
23:25
[me] did you hear what i did last nite?
[her] no. i looked for you online, but you weren't logged in
[me] carried a shiv, stole a car, had arrested two drug dealers-pimps, called the police on neighbour's ghetto-boyf, called the police anonymously and turned in him for a stolen car &, finally, generally kicked some serious ass from here to gravytown
[her] hahaha
[me] i rode around to find shit
i rode around to get revenge
[her] you're gonna get yourself killed fucking with people like that.
[me] they fucked with me, i fuck back
[her] how did they fuck with you?
they're willing to kill you for revenge.
[me] graffiti, crack-selling, grand theft auto, attempted grand theft auto, domestic violence, hate crimes against queers, attempted home invasions
23:30
prostitution
so i got me a knife and we went and took back our car, took back our alley, took back our home
[me] motherfuckers
[her] they stole your car?
[me] [roommate]?s
[her] good god.
[me] different people
not all unified
[her] you need to get your honky ass back to cambridge and away from those ghetto bitches
[me] i just had a busy evening kicking all their asses at the same time
[her] no fucking shit
[me] those ghetto bitches is mostly white trash tho
[her] they're still ghetto.
[me] no, i know
[her] i wasn't implying they were of any particular race
[me] but my ass is considerable less honky than theirs
[her] i use honky in the not ghetto white ass person sense
[me] [roommate] is white and blackfoot
i'm an indefinable racial-sexual mutt
anyway, i was just sick of it
crime in this neighbourhood has gone through the roof in the last three months
the fire has made it worse
i'm fucking out of here
[her] no doubt
[me] even [roommate] is planning on leaving ? he's been here eight years
[her] yeah.
no kidding
[me] you can check crime stats online here - just "mapquest" it on their homepage
the police, i mean
you can see the crime booming
fuck. that. shit.
so the neighbour woman we were friends with, her boyf is like her 50
they been kicking each others' ass for days and also he's an ex-con
neighbour, she arranged to buy [roommate]'s car off him ? no one else to drive until she finished paying
she stops paying when she loses her job and this loser boyf takes it and is driving
so [roommate] and i get fucking mad as shit.
[her] good god.
[me] we go cruising in his car, looking for blue
two cars: red & blue
no luck. we think it's in her garage, but we already cracked that fucker open and it's not there. loser boyf must have it.
he hasn't been around in three days and [neighbour woman]'s hiding the car or he's got it
[roommate] remembers somewhere it might be hidden. we go there and no go
but there
is this car there [roommate] is sure was stolen. obviously because tags don't match, window broken. [loser boyf] had it last time [roommate] drove [neighbour woman] to this place and [neighbour woman] acted nervous
so we take the info and call it in anonymously.
[her] damn.
they say they're sending a cruiser asap
[her] holy shit.
what a fucking riot.
[me] so we take off and see the car. i jump out and [roommate] races back to the house
23:40
i'm sitting on the car. it's still fucking a thousand degrees on the engine. [loser boyf] has just parked it. i'm afraid he's coming back and will fucking beat me, so i've got a big knife
police cruisers are boiling by, searching for some thug
[roommate] comes back and says they mutually beating again, also he sees two police cars and men in alley ? we also called in the crack dealers before we left
that's two police reports already
and it's only 1830h
we hide the car far away at a friend's house and go to a bar to chill.
i'm angry enough to kill and [roommate] is anxious ? belly is bothering him
we go back home, parking the car far away so walking
i take the lead with knife in hand: who is gonna kill us tonite? [loser boyf]? [neighbour woman]? angry gang members? the dood the police cruisers are looking for? who fucking knows.
we go inside and [roommate] freaks, he leaves to stay at a friend's
they're breaking heads next door ? they don't know the car is gone yet
so this morning i'm up at oh-six hunnert from the tension. i go buy coffee and come home to wait
[roommate] calls to check and i give him the all-clear
[her] damn
[me] but [neighbour woman] and [loser boyf] are still breaking things and screaming and i'm fucking well fed up
[her] you blogged about this yet?
[me] no
[her] this is a fucking riveting story.
hahahaha
[me] so i call the police. then i call the housing people
well, [neighbour woman] knows who called. she comes after us after the police show up. [loser boyf] is on probation
she tries to get in my face and i just give her that death stare and tell her i do what i fucking well have to
then the housing people show up and give her show & tell. i forget the real term
it means "three days to play nice or we kick your ass out without further ado or wait"
so she comes to play nice. i'm not feeling very nice and i fucking tell her what is what.
back before this, we heard [loser boyf] say, "those fucking queers upstairs." meanwhile, he's been driving [roommate]'s car. but i say nothing about the car because she hasn't brought it up; don?t want to open subject if [roommate] doesn?t wanna bring it up
has [loser boyf] not told her it's gone? he's already fucking done huge damage to it doing fucked-up whatever it is ex-cons do
so then she comes back because i called the housing. she's like, was that necessary?
[her] um.
yeah.
[me] i was like, "what the fuck? i called the police to register a domestic disturbance. of course i'm fucking calling them."
she's pissed and is trying not to be
i'm smarter than her by a thousandfold and really angry, so i see right through her.
that's three phone calls to the police
besides which, [roommate] also independently went to the housing office on his way home. i must have called them a minute or so later.
so we aren't thrilled about our safety but things are better than they were.
crack dealers 1, [me]-[roommate] 1
[loser boyf]-[neighbour woman] 1, [me]-[roommate] 1
[her] ahahaha
[me] i'm still not seeing a positive lean in those numbers so we'll see what is next
not to mention the dude next door now hates us for calling housing on his ass. not me, but [roommate]
and in the other direction i been in a tiff with the fucker there
the alarum dude
the one that used to go off at the crack of dawn for an hour?
well, when i moved in, everyone was pissed but no one said shit.
i wasn't having that shit. i walked over at oh-five hunnert and threw shit at his window. he leans out the window and i'm like
[her] because you're trans?
[me] wake the fuck up motherfucker! i know you are sleepy but your fucking alarum woke up the whole fucking neighbourhood and if we gotta be up, so do you! and tomorrow, the police will be awake with us if you do it again!
he stopped. i thought people were gonna give me a medal. i was like,
"how fucking hard was it to say something to the bitch?"
he also vacuums his car.
for an hour or two.
every fucking day
[her] fuck.
[me] when he plays his music loud i shut his ass down with my 50-yard stare. i don't say shit, i just go in the ally and stare at him
[her] i wonder why?
[me] because he's got the same tiny dick everyone else does in this town, at least to judge by the cars they drive
fucking toyotas with airfoils. what the fuck is that shit?
it's a fucking yugo!
jesus christ, people!
[her] ahahahaha
23:55
[me] seriously. i mean, jesus. what the fucking hell is wrong with people? must be like, i dunno, permanent sunstroke.
[her] hahahha
this is a funny ass story
[me] if it weren't for the panic attacks and the fact that there are enemies who want to slit our throats in four of the six directions, i'd be laughing harder
[her] fuck, man.
[me] yeah.
[her] still. watch your back though.
[me] no shit
but fuck, i already was in waist-deep, might as well make it mostly water instead of just plain shit.
[her] yeah.
[me] i worked hard to make those reports anonymous
or i gave hard-ass responses as well as filing them
[her] yeah.
it's pretty damned cool that you kicked so much ass in one day
[me] this pussy is a sabre-tooth
[her] hahahaha
[me] all of it unintentional
i thought i was gonna be bored and watch a dvd
but noooooo, i hadda open up the biggest can of whup-ass i owned.
i did get to watch the dvd tho
neo-ranga
[her] like i said, you seriously need to blog that shit.
[me] i just did. i cut'n'paste this conversation to an
openoffice document for editing for posting.
