JFK Rumours & the Word

A slightly more amusing conversation with same friend today:

[me]
hey, guess what I learned from "K Street" yesserday?
Good old JFK
[her]
what?
[me]
well, he fucked around his whole life a lot, right?
so he liked to fuck his tricks/one-nites in the bathtub
[she]
hahahahaha
really?
[me]
here's why
when he was about to come, he'd shove her head under the water
she'd panic and cough and it would make the muscles in her cunt and groin spasm like crazy
[she]
what as an asshole.
[me]
to make up for saying CUNT
a word you hate
please refer to women's underwear
[she]
panties
[me]
EWWWW
EWWWWW
I hate that word
okay, now we're even