GET OFF THE COMPUTER!

Damn, I'm gonna get RSI if I keep this up.

MUST... READ... TEXTFEED...

I'm a reg'lar junkie. Props to FeedMe for making me one & a special shout out to my homies in the District for driving our country str8 into the earth as fast as they can.

Downside to the New World Order:
- America might experience complete & total economic & political meltdown
- I have to get a gun.
/put ammo in gun/
//you can not put the ammo there.//
/load gun/
//with a satisfying click, you slide the clip home. the gun is loaded!//
/push safety/
//I don't understand what you want to do.//
*merde*
- I might even have to lock my doors at night!
- the price of coffee will definitely skyrocket with the advent of civil war

Upside:
- no more RSI
- much fewer living people
- I'd look good in a post-apocalyptic wasteland in leather pants. Where's my "Blue Gender"?

C'mon, kitty. Let's go to bed like civilised savages & leave this crazy iWorld behind.

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I am currently listening to: blessed, blessed silence. oops, no, now there is a police helicopter. damnit.