adult video awards(worksafe pr0n loveliness)

i got some ginuwine pleasure checking the "red carpet" (no pun intended) & award-acceptance still shots of the adult video awards.

no worries, mate. there's nothing unclad here, but there shall be no doubt in your filthy minds what these are pr0nstars.

some of the mens are really handsome, ranging from boring to tattooed and shaved muscleboys. the girls scare me mostly, but i haven't finished running the series yet. there's a few normal lovelies in there. and yes, ron jeremy is visible.

of course, we don't really care. it's worth seeing for the bizarre outfits. kitch pimp daddies & skanky dress-wear, stilted portraits of the carpetwalk mixed with the natural joy of the winners. the make-up jobs are... indescribable.

i dunno, i get some great kicks looking at these 'bad' girls and boys - their personalities come through and they remind me of nothing so much as fantasy convention attendees. there's something about the people...

handshakes: i shake bOING-bOING's hand, who shakes invisible cowgirl's. oh, susannah breslin, you paragon of pr0n knowledge!